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Love and strays. In memory of Reg.

Today's post is a sad one but I just have to say it somewhere.

Early this morning, we had to put down one of our six dogs. He had been ill for a while and was suffering. It's a very very hard thing to do: make that decision, try to weigh the balance of love for the animal -vs- quality of life the animal is leading.

It's done, now, though, and I'm at peace with it, but I'm not doing ANY work going back over memories of this dog.

All of my dogs are strays or throwaways. I did pay (small) amounts of money for some of them, but that was just to wrest them, as puppies, from owners who were taking the entire litter to the pound.  Yes, there are spiteful people in the world who would take a pup to the pound rather than give it to you for free and yes, I'd pay to rescue a puppy from that almost certain death.

So I'm pro-adoption. I'll never own another purebred dog again unless it's a rescue.  I'll never pay money to a 'dog breeder'.  Too many fine animals are dying by the thousands every day.

So, now that I'm down to five dogs will I take in more strays?  You betcha. So long as folks keep buying my T-shirts and I have the money and space to happily keep them, I will.

Won't you consider adopting, rather that paying for that purebred?  Unless you need a dog bred for a certain reason (like a herding dog or a hunting dog) then you can find ANY trait you want at your local animal shelter.  Go by and see before you buy a purebred.  Just go by.

This post is In Memory of Reggie.  Here he is, in his youth, promoting handsomely the cause of adoption:

You can help champion the cause of animal adoption with our adopt dog T-shirts and gifts bearing Reggie's image if you'd like. It will help me keep my dogs (and cats and farm animals!) happy and healthy and, of course, allow me to adopt more, LOL!

El Chupacabra is back!

(Buy the Chupacabra warning funny t-shirt here)

El Chupacabra, the mexican goat-sucker has appeared again in the media!  We at Evil Genius Tees are huge fans of the Chupacabra urban legend and have several Chupacabra t-shirts to offer because of it.  Supposedly three of the creatures were found outside the ranch of Phylis Canion in Cuero, TX.

(Buy your Ahh, Chupacabra funny t-shirt with goat hoofprints here)

El Chupacabra - literally Spanish for goat sucker - is sometimes described as being leathery or scaly with a ridge of spines or fur along the back, long fangs, and an upright carriage. Some reports even say it hops like a kangaroo.

(Buy the El Chupacabra, I believe cryptid t-shirt here)

Dogs? Coyotes? Or real Mexican goat suckers? You decide!  In the meantime please check out our funny t-shirts featuring El Chupacabra.  This one, we confess, is our very fave funny Chupacabra tee:

 

(El Chupacabra gives the thumbs up and grins on this great tee! El Chupacabra, sucking goats so you don't have to!  Buy one for yourself here!)

Remember, Evil Genius Tees is your best source for Chupacabra T-shirts, monster stuff, zombie, Cthulhu, werewolves, vampires, and more!  Come visit.

Steampunk superheroes!

ZOMG!  Evil Genius is in loooooooove!

Check out this gallery of amazing steampunk illustrations all gleaned from DeviantART.

Steampunk Batman and Darth Vader!  The most adorable steampunk Spider-Man! Squeee!

Steampunk Spider-Man by JP Johansson.

Steampunk flash drive

Guy creates a really lovely Steampunk flash drive. Best part is the step-by-step pics of how he did it!!

I obviously need this Dremel!

Victorian / steampunk Star trek Wallpapers!

Eee!  Fabulous victorian / steampunk wallpapers by Rabbittooth. (scroll down)

My fave:

How fabulous is THAT?!

Star Wars steampunk!

OK, how cool is this?!  I found these on the Official Star Wars blog.  The writer gets the definition of Steampunk wrong (Jules Vern IS Steampunk and Blade Runner is Cyberpunk) but I'll forgive him/her *wink*.

Steam punk Star Wars characters!  COOL!

"Fan and custom figure creator Sillof has posted some outstanding Star Wars Steampunk figures that make us long for an official line of Victorian EU toys."

Ditto this!  Read the whole post about Sillof's steampunk Star Wars characters and check out the additional pics. Steampunk Darth Vader is fabulous!

Here's a really gorgeous steampunk rendering of Admiral Ackbar:

"Artist Eric Poulton continues his Steampunk Star Wars tribute with this rather endearing portrait of Admiral Ackbar as Captain Ackbar ..."

Beautiful!  Check out the rest of the post and more on Eric Poulton's Steampunk art here.

More Evil Genius Steampunk, yay!

Well, here we are on our new blog, (everybody find a seat and get comfy, drinks will be 'round soon!) where we plan on combining all things artsy-fartsy, crafty, and designy!

Here's our newest passion: steampunk!

Steampunk is the juxtaposition of modern inventions in an earlier time. Think Jules Verne or H. G. Wells.  Remember Wild Wild West? That's steampunk.  I blogged more on steampunk -vs- dieselpunk over on The Thrifty Mom Blog.
Here's our Steampunk Space Gal steampunk t-shirt complete with retro horsewoman, space helmet, raygun, and steam train. Watch gears form the unique backdrop.

Many more styles, colours and products with our steampunk space horse woman here!

And for a bit of a darker look for H. P. lovecraft, Cthulhu , horror fans, our Murder in Dunwich Cthulhu Horror Steampunk with pocket watch, bloody handprint, skull, and coiling green tentacles.

And our newest steampunk effort is our 1940s WWII Noir Pulp Hardboiled Dame Steampunk with her robotic arm.  This glamour gal strikes a pin-up pose against a rotary Corsair engine and various graphic design elements in this Tech Noir pulp magazine cover steampunk homage.

Oodles of shirt styles and colours with the Tech Noir hardboiled dame here!

And if you're an environmentally concious consumer who wants to go green and help protect the earth then check out our newest fullfillment service, Skreened, and their ethically made apparel. Our steampunk dame on the organic t-shirt:

Sexy!  If you don't see the style or color or product that you like at one place, then do click on another. We have many fulfillment services to give you the widest possible variety of items, so go ahead, be choosy!  We would be!

Test post, don't be alarmed!

Lol, so we here at Evil Genius are combining all of our artsy-fartsy-craftsy-designery goodness together in one place, on one blog!  Stand by whilst we get our poop in a group, so to speak. ;)

Let us pause now for a moment of science

Science rocks, Einstein was right, Charles Darwin was a great man, and Stephen Hawking is a heckuva rapper. Who knew? ROTFL!

Bwahahahah! We're big fans of science here at Evil Genius and have the funny t-shirts to prove it! T-shirt gifts for science teachers, funny science tees, even things for the Mad Scientists out there.

Our original Evil Genius Tees Let us pause now for a moment of science t-shirt. Perfect for Darwin fans and Evolutionists and science lovers everywhere.

Cute, funny t-shirt for science teachers, especially you biology people! Not much makes a science teacher sick. You can't gross me out, I teach science with slimy, fuzzy, and grungy text.

Our basic science teacher shirt. Simple, to-the-point, with cool spikey text, it shares your love and pride as a biology, chemistry, physics, or any other science instructor. Great back-to-school gift!

Our funny science teacher warning shirt is a sure hit for birthdays, Christmas, and graduations from college. Warning, science teacher, your perceptions of the universe may be corrected at any time!

We even have stuff for the maverick science guy or gal! Actually, I AM a Mad Scientist! Great gift for any Evil Genius with a scientific bent.

As always our t-shirts come in oodles of colors, styles, and sizes. Infants, kids, juniors, plus sizes, and gorgeous maternity-cut styles, too, plus hoodies, zippered hoodies, long-sleeved tees, and more.

Remember, science is golden!

Evil Genius Tees enters contests

w00t!  So, no, we didn't win, but we had a ball designing for AShirtForEverything's t-shirt contest!  This contest's theme was "Hey you kids, get off my lawn!" and Bodog of RadioactiveTees, submitted this entry:


Hey you Reds get off my lawn Sarah Palin T-Shirt



featuring a map of Alaska and Russia with the caption "Sarah Palin, the golden years" and a speech bubble (from Alaska) saying "Hey you Reds, get off my lawn!" Funny political t-shirt for Republicans and Democrats alike, any Sarah Palin fans (or anti-Palin detractors).

For more funny t-shirts, rude college humor, and just plain weird tees, visit Radioactive Tees, today.

For Evil Genius gear, comic geek wear, and monsterous tees featuring Cthulhu, zombies, el chupacabra, the kraken, and more, buy at Evil Genius Tees.

For snarky, funny, and rude maternity clothes, pregnancy tees, baby onesies, toddler t-shirts, new dad gear, inferility t-shirts, adoption t-shirts, and large family tees, click on over to Evil Genius Woman.

In the meantime, keep an eye out for us to enter more contests. Yay!

Funny t-shirts make great Christmas gifts!

Funny, irreverent, snarky Christmas / Chanukah / Kwanzaa / Festivus / Yule t-shirts right here at Evil Genius Tees:

Sorry, Virginia, zombies ate Santa's brain!  An original by Evil Genius Tees complete with red gory blood splatters and drips. Great Christmas gift for zombie lovers or funny t-shirt for fans of the walking dead. Shown on our soft, warm, snuggly hoodie and also available on holiday Christmas ornaments, christmas cards, t-shirts, long-sleeved tees, and more!

Another of our zombie designs: a decomposing hungry walking corpse snacking on a dismembered human arm still clutching a colorful string of christmas lights!  Zombie Christmas! Another good xmas gift for any fan of the walking dead / undead.  Shown on our beautiful round ornaments - fine porcelain in two shapes, round and oval, sturdy, with outstanding printing quality. Also available on tees, sweats, hoodies, kid's clothes and more!

Funny and horror mix in our newest holiday design. It was Cthulhu's turn to steal Christmas. Funny t-shirt Christmas Cthulhu design; great for H. P. Lovecraft followers, fans of the old gods, necronomicon readers, or anyone from Arkham (Miskatonic University Alumni?) Holiday rooftop, empty Santa's hat, and green tentacles disappearing down the chimney.

Last but not least, our popular Bah Humbug anti-Christmas design.  Complete with broken red glass ornament it's a great gift for anyone form those who are just fed up with the crowds and the shopping to those who genuinely hate the whole holiday thing. As will all of our designs it comes on our thick, soft sweatshirts, and hoodies, our long sleeved t-shirts, plus regular tees, junior tees, women's tees (in a huge array of colors) and kid's and infant's clothes.

Please check out our newest items: black sweatshirts and hoodies, plus pink hoodies for ladies, along with the portable and easy-to-use Flip Minos mini camcorders with our own hip, unique, and unusual designs.

If you haven't gotten by yet, check out our newest specialty shops:

Cheesy Needs - Cheesy gifts for cheese lovers everywhere.
Evil Genius Comic Book Tees - T-shirts for comic book fans / comic geeks.
Evil Genius Horror Movie Tees - Scary, gory, monster-filled t-shirts for fans of the frightening.
Evil Genius Pirate Tees - ARRR! Any pirate, Caribbean or not, will love these seaworthy pirate t-shirts.

Have a GREAT and a SAFE holiday from those of us at Evil Genius Tees!

Barack Obama, socialist?

The 2008 presidential election is over and history has indeed been made. Some folks are ecstatic, some folks are outraged. Which are you? There's still time to have your voice heard.

Here are some funny political t-shirts with popular, hot-selling anti-obama, anti-liberal, anti-socialist designs for conservatives, republicans, GOP supporters everywhere:


Feeling sheepish? So, you voted for O baaa ma? A poke at the heard-like mentality of some voters.




Stuck between Barack and a hard place - funny conservative political t-shirt



Universal 'NO' symbol over Barack Obama's logo - Nobama






Just Biden my time T-Shirt




All I got was a junior socialist and that white guy - frustrated voter t-shirt




Plain and to the point - your socialist president sucks with hammer and sickle




Black and yellow danger sign - Warning, socialist in the white house




Patriotism or Socialism Sticker (Bumper)




HTML End Socialism Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt




Don't blame me - I didn't vote for your sopcialist president - anti-Obama t-shirt

Bob Barr, Libertarian, allowed to debate?

Why is the oldest and largest third party not allowed at the presidential debates?  I say let Bob Barr, our Libertarian candidate, debate Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama!

Here's Bob Barr on the subject:



I made this political t-shirt for myself:

And this Libertarian t-shirt:

End the two party regime!  Let the Libertarian candidates debate! Why just choose the lesser of two evils?  Vote Libertarian.

Arrr! It's talk like a pirate day!

Ahoy!  Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Check out Evil Genius Tees' cool new PIRATE shop, devoted to all booty that a pirate, Caribbean or not, would love!  Get something for your salty sprog or your buxom wench at our specialty pirate shop at Evil Genius Tees.

We have classic skull and crossbones (jolly roger), skull and scrossed swords, funny pirate t-shirts, maternity / pregnancy pirate tees, Kraken t-shirts, pirate ship shirts, and sailing and nautical tees.